10 Ridiculously FunnyπŸ˜‚ Pickup Lines That Actually Worked

Would you take my arm so I may go home and tell everyone an angel just touched me?

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I’m not a bank, but I can deposit love in your account.

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Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

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I’m not a weatherman, but I can predict that we’re going to have a hot night together.

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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you likeΒ it if I came home with you?

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My loveΒ for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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