10 Ridiculously Funnyπ Pickup Lines That Actually Worked
Would you take my arm so I may go home and tell everyone an angel just touched me?
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Iβm not a bank, but I can deposit love in your account.
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Hey, youβre pretty and Iβm cute. Together weβd be Pretty Cute.
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Iβm not a weatherman, but I can predict that weβre going to have a hot night together.
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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I canβt take them off you.
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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, Iβd die.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you likeΒ it if I came home with you?
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My loveΒ for you is like diarrhea, I just canβt hold it in.
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